Good Afternoon, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter, coming to you live from the town of Forecastle-Upon-Gooseberry-Hill. To my left you will see what appears to be a hospital burning to the ground, its inhabitants trapped, with little if any hope of survival unless somebody does something. And, like any sane, sensible, and moral person, I … Continue reading Should We Disbelieve What Our Eyes And Ears Are Telling Us?
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Should We Take Action To Save This Drowning Man?
Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter, coming to you live from the seaside village of Stokesly-Upon-Tyne-Berry-South-Livercastle. And today the show is a little bit different, but I hope you’ll enjoy it. Let me explain. An argument between two locals has erupted, which resulted in one pushing the other into the water. The man who … Continue reading Should We Take Action To Save This Drowning Man?
Should We Lift A Finger To Help The People Of Gaza?
Good evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And you'll be glad to know, I've been subjected to enhanced conditioning, so I won't go off and become an insane leftist like the previous Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question we're discussing today is, should we lift a finger to help the people of Gaza? To argue … Continue reading Should We Lift A Finger To Help The People Of Gaza?
Do You Condemn Nat Turner?
Hello, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And by BBC I mean British Bookreading Corporation, because this is the 19th century. As we all know, there was a completely unprovoked and unconscionable attack that took place in Southampton County, Virginia, in the United States last week. The white population there had the decency and kindness to … Continue reading Do You Condemn Nat Turner?
Should Oxygen Be Considered Anti-Semitic?
Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question of our time, should oxygen be considered anti-Semitic? To argue that it should be, we have Suzanne Candlecuddle, from The Center For The Advancement Of Israel’s Interests Above Humanity’s Interests, and to argue it shouldn’t be considered anti-Semitic, we have some leftist troublemaker with some sort … Continue reading Should Oxygen Be Considered Anti-Semitic?
Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows?
Good evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. We are here to debate whether Kneecap and Bob Vylan should be sent to the gallows, on one side, we have Barry Constantbladder, who supports the mass slaughter of the Palestinian people and wishes Kneecap and Bob Vylan to be sent to the gallows, on the other side … Continue reading Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows?
How To Pretend To Care About Palestinian Life
My friends, we all knew this dark day would come. I just didn’t think it would come so soon. Our Lord and Saviour, Bono, has stated that Nehenhayu has been very bold this year. If even the Crown Prince of Lethargic Centrism has offered a fairly mild criticism of Israel, then I’m afraid we may … Continue reading How To Pretend To Care About Palestinian Life
Dr Ravi Savool Strikes Back
Note, in order to understand this post, you will have to read these previous two, to put it into context. Or, if you don't like the idea of a bit of extra reading, you are free to dive right in, even though you will have no idea what is going on! https://autismneurodiversity.com/2022/09/30/what-if-neurotypicals-non-autistics-were-stigmatized-the-way-autistic-people-are/ https://autismneurodiversity.com/2024/03/28/the-return-of-dr-ravi-saavol/ Good afternoon, … Continue reading Dr Ravi Savool Strikes Back
Why Autism Acceptance Is Bad (For Business)
Hello, today I wanted to talk about a terrible ideology that is affecting more and more people, I have seen many of my friends and family members affected by this set of beliefs, and it is heartbreaking to see them change from the bigoted, ableist people I once knew, into people who cost corrupt organizations … Continue reading Why Autism Acceptance Is Bad (For Business)
The Return Of Dr Ravi Saavol
Note: I’m afraid this is going to be one of those posts where you need to read a previous one for context, so you should probably read this previous one first before you get going on this one: https://autismneurodiversity.wordpress.com/2022/09/30/what-if-neurotypicals-non-autistics-were-stigmatized-the-way-autistic-people-are Or if you’re feeling adventurous, why not start straight into this one even though you will … Continue reading The Return Of Dr Ravi Saavol