Tag: israel

Does Israel Have A Right To Defend Itself From Imaginary Things?

Good Evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And we're here to have a very exciting talk today, the talk of our times, the talk of every time, perhaps the talk of from the big bang to the eventual heat death of the universe. We will be asking the question, "Does Israel have a right to … Continue reading Does Israel Have A Right To Defend Itself From Imaginary Things? →

Should Humanity Itself Be Made A Proscribed Organization?

Good Evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. Recently, the British Government made the decision to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist group. Now, some may be thinking, that's a bit extreme. But I've got news for those extremists who think that's too extreme. Through modern technology, we've managed to figure out what Osama Bin Laden … Continue reading Should Humanity Itself Be Made A Proscribed Organization? →

Do You Condemn Nat Turner?

Hello, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And by BBC I mean British Bookreading Corporation, because this is the 19th century. As we all know, there was a completely unprovoked and unconscionable attack that took place in Southampton County, Virginia, in the United States last week. The white population there had the decency and kindness to … Continue reading Do You Condemn Nat Turner? →

Should Oxygen Be Considered Anti-Semitic?

Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question of our time, should oxygen be considered anti-Semitic? To argue that it should be, we have Suzanne Candlecuddle, from The Center For The Advancement Of Israel’s Interests Above Humanity’s Interests, and to argue it shouldn’t be considered anti-Semitic, we have some leftist troublemaker with some sort … Continue reading Should Oxygen Be Considered Anti-Semitic? →

Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows?

Good evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. We are here to debate whether Kneecap and Bob Vylan should be sent to the gallows, on one side, we have Barry Constantbladder, who supports the mass slaughter of the Palestinian people and wishes Kneecap and Bob Vylan to be sent to the gallows, on the other side … Continue reading Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows? →

How I Went From A Mess Of Thought Terminating Cliches To A Supporter Of Palestine

I think I probably have a reputation among people I know as, that guy who never shuts up about Palestine. Palestine this, Palestine that, has he anything else to say for himself? And I get the impression, that I come across as someone who has been a supporter of Palestine for years, if not decades. … Continue reading How I Went From A Mess Of Thought Terminating Cliches To A Supporter Of Palestine →

I Have Watched Almost All 889 Episodes Of Doctor Who, But I Won’t Be Watching The Next Episode

To say I love Doctor Who would be an understatement. I remember it being a constant feature in my house as a child, those constant U.K Gold reruns, but that's not when I got into it. I started watching it when, as is the case for many sci-fi fans, the revived series saw Christopher Eccleston … Continue reading I Have Watched Almost All 889 Episodes Of Doctor Who, But I Won’t Be Watching The Next Episode →

It’s Almost That Time Of Year, Boycott The Goddamn Eurovision Again!

I'm not a fan of the Eurovision, but strangely, the beginning of my activism against the genocide of the Palestinian people began with the Eurovision. My first ever act of protest against the genocide was to write an email to RTE asking them to pull out of the Eurovision, in protest of Israel's participation. They … Continue reading It’s Almost That Time Of Year, Boycott The Goddamn Eurovision Again! →