Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter, coming to you live from the seaside village of Stokesly-Upon-Tyne-Berry-South-Livercastle. And today the show is a little bit different, but I hope you’ll enjoy it. Let me explain. An argument between two locals has erupted, which resulted in one pushing the other into the water. The man who … Continue reading Should We Take Action To Save This Drowning Man?
Tag: humour
Should We Lift A Finger To Help The People Of Gaza?
Good evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And you'll be glad to know, I've been subjected to enhanced conditioning, so I won't go off and become an insane leftist like the previous Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question we're discussing today is, should we lift a finger to help the people of Gaza? To argue … Continue reading Should We Lift A Finger To Help The People Of Gaza?
Should Humanity Itself Be Made A Proscribed Organization?
Good Evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. Recently, the British Government made the decision to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist group. Now, some may be thinking, that's a bit extreme. But I've got news for those extremists who think that's too extreme. Through modern technology, we've managed to figure out what Osama Bin Laden … Continue reading Should Humanity Itself Be Made A Proscribed Organization?
Do You Condemn Nat Turner?
Hello, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And by BBC I mean British Bookreading Corporation, because this is the 19th century. As we all know, there was a completely unprovoked and unconscionable attack that took place in Southampton County, Virginia, in the United States last week. The white population there had the decency and kindness to … Continue reading Do You Condemn Nat Turner?
Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows?
Good evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. We are here to debate whether Kneecap and Bob Vylan should be sent to the gallows, on one side, we have Barry Constantbladder, who supports the mass slaughter of the Palestinian people and wishes Kneecap and Bob Vylan to be sent to the gallows, on the other side … Continue reading Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows?
How To Pretend To Care About Palestinian Life
My friends, we all knew this dark day would come. I just didn’t think it would come so soon. Our Lord and Saviour, Bono, has stated that Nehenhayu has been very bold this year. If even the Crown Prince of Lethargic Centrism has offered a fairly mild criticism of Israel, then I’m afraid we may … Continue reading How To Pretend To Care About Palestinian Life
The Return Of Dr Ravi Saavol
Note: I’m afraid this is going to be one of those posts where you need to read a previous one for context, so you should probably read this previous one first before you get going on this one: https://autismneurodiversity.wordpress.com/2022/09/30/what-if-neurotypicals-non-autistics-were-stigmatized-the-way-autistic-people-are Or if you’re feeling adventurous, why not start straight into this one even though you will … Continue reading The Return Of Dr Ravi Saavol
It’s 2023, Can We Have Less Shit Language Around Autism Please?
So I was reading some articles about genetics, in preparation for a future blogpost about autism and evolution, that might prove too difficult for me and I might have to scrap it, cursing my hubris at attempting to write a blogpost that was too difficult for me. But anyway, I encountered a lot of articles … Continue reading It’s 2023, Can We Have Less Shit Language Around Autism Please?
Why I Believe In Labels
So, labels are bad apparently. So how does one go about describing themselves? Well, I’m tall, no, can’t use that, that’s a label. I don’t want to define myself by being tall. I’m bald. No, that’s a label, can’t say that either. I have a beard, no. Four hours later............ So, I would describe myself … Continue reading Why I Believe In Labels
What if Neurotypicals (Non-Autistics) Were Stigmatized the Way Autistic People Are?
Originally Posted to Facebook On April 18th What would the world look like if being neurotypical had the same stigma attached to it that being autistic has? What if autistic people were the majority, and they had a similar negative understanding of being neurotypical that many people have towards autism currently? I thought it would … Continue reading What if Neurotypicals (Non-Autistics) Were Stigmatized the Way Autistic People Are?
Ponderings Of An Autist 