Should We Disbelieve What Our Eyes And Ears Are Telling Us?
Good Afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter, coming to you live from the town of Forecastle-Upon-Gooseberry-Hill. To my left you will see what appears to be a hospital burning to the ground, its inhabitants trapped, with little if any hope of survival unless somebody does something. And, like any sane, sensible,…
Should We Take Action To Save This Drowning Man?
Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter, coming to you live from the seaside village of Stokesly-Upon-Tyne-Berry-South-Livercastle. And today the show is a little bit different, but I hope you’ll enjoy it. Let me explain. An argument between two locals has erupted, which resulted in one pushing the other into the…
Should We Lift A Finger To Help The People Of Gaza?
Good evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And you’ll be glad to know, I’ve been subjected to enhanced conditioning, so I won’t go off and become an insane leftist like the previous Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question we’re discussing today is, should we lift a finger to help the people…
Does Israel Have A Right To Defend Itself From Imaginary Things?
Good Evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And we’re here to have a very exciting talk today, the talk of our times, the talk of every time, perhaps the talk of from the big bang to the eventual heat death of the universe. We will be asking the question, “Does Israel…
Should Humanity Itself Be Made A Proscribed Organization?
Good Evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. Recently, the British Government made the decision to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist group. Now, some may be thinking, that’s a bit extreme. But I’ve got news for those extremists who think that’s too extreme. Through modern technology, we’ve managed to figure out…
Do You Condemn Nat Turner?
Hello, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And by BBC I mean British Bookreading Corporation, because this is the 19th century. As we all know, there was a completely unprovoked and unconscionable attack that took place in Southampton County, Virginia, in the United States last week. The white population there had the…
Should Oxygen Be Considered Anti-Semitic?
Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question of our time, should oxygen be considered anti-Semitic? To argue that it should be, we have Suzanne Candlecuddle, from The Center For The Advancement Of Israel’s Interests Above Humanity’s Interests, and to argue it shouldn’t be considered anti-Semitic, we have some leftist…
Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows?
Good evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. We are here to debate whether Kneecap and Bob Vylan should be sent to the gallows, on one side, we have Barry Constantbladder, who supports the mass slaughter of the Palestinian people and wishes Kneecap and Bob Vylan to be sent to the gallows,…
Fuck It
There’s a comparison I’m very reluctant to make. Because it’s a very overused, and abused comparison. I feel if I made this comparison, I would be deploying the oldest trick in the book, and really, what would that say about……. Fuck it. I’m comparing the way the Western Media genuflects to…
How To Pretend To Care About Palestinian Life
My friends, we all knew this dark day would come. I just didn’t think it would come so soon. Our Lord and Saviour, Bono, has stated that Nehenhayu has been very bold this year. If even the Crown Prince of Lethargic Centrism has offered a fairly mild criticism of Israel, then…
RFK Jr has a horrific illness, why do people have to be so mean?
I’m tired of all these people making fun of Robert F. Kennedy Jr! It’s so horrible! The poor man, it must be a struggle, EVERY, SINGLE, DAY, for him, why have people got to be so callous and cruel!” No, I’m not talking about the fact that he has dystonia. I’m…
Dr Ravi Savool Strikes Back
Note, in order to understand this post, you will have to read these previous two, to put it into context. Or, if you don’t like the idea of a bit of extra reading, you are free to dive right in, even though you will have no idea what is going on!…
How To Not Give A Shit About Palestine
Content Warning: Dark Humour About The Palestinian Genocide So, as you may have read, or encountered in one of these, TikTok videos, despite your best efforts to ignore it, there’s a bit of trouble going on in Palestine. And, the more you hear about dead babies and entire families being wiped…
Why Autism Acceptance Is Bad (For Business)
Hello, today I wanted to talk about a terrible ideology that is affecting more and more people, I have seen many of my friends and family members affected by this set of beliefs, and it is heartbreaking to see them change from the bigoted, ableist people I once knew, into people…
The Return Of Dr Ravi Saavol
Note: I’m afraid this is going to be one of those posts where you need to read a previous one for context, so you should probably read this previous one first before you get going on this one: Or if you’re feeling adventurous, why not start straight into this one even…
Do You Find Something Comical About My Appearance When I Am Cycling My Bike?
As I get older, I am noticing more and more people have what I call a Simpsons deficiency. About twenty years ago, everyone would have gotten what the title of this post was a reference to. But now, things have changed, too many people are Simpsons deficient. And if you’re thinking,…
It’s 2023, Can We Have Less Shit Language Around Autism Please?
So I was reading some articles about genetics, in preparation for a future blogpost about autism and evolution, that might prove too difficult for me and I might have to scrap it, cursing my hubris at attempting to write a blogpost that was too difficult for me. But anyway, I encountered…
In Defence of “Simple Jack”, Why I Love Tropic Thunder
In 2008 a film called Tropic Thunder came out, and it is one of my favourite films. It was such a brilliant satire of so many things that are wrong with Hollywood. However, the film was very contraversial at the time, and still so today. There were many controversies with the…
Why I Believe In Labels
So, labels are bad apparently. So how does one go about describing themselves? Well, I’m tall, no, can’t use that, that’s a label. I don’t want to define myself by being tall. I’m bald. No, that’s a label, can’t say that either. I have a beard, no. Four hours later………… So,…
What if Neurotypicals (Non-Autistics) Were Stigmatized the Way Autistic People Are?
Originally Posted to Facebook On April 18th What would the world look like if being neurotypical had the same stigma attached to it that being autistic has? What if autistic people were the majority, and they had a similar negative understanding of being neurotypical that many people have towards autism currently?…
Autism Expertise Disorder, A Terrible Affliction That is Stalking Our Lands
Hello, today I think it is about time I talked about a terrible condition that is affecting a large percentage of the population. This condition is called Autism Expertise Disorder. I can’t abbreviate it to A.E.D because that is already automated external defibrillator, so, let me just check, could I use…
The Tragedy of Autism
Many people will tell you that the lives of autistic people are simply unparalleled tragedy, and they should know, the people who say this are not autistic themselves, and therefore know better than autistic people! But I am here to tell you that these people who don’t speak for autistic people…
Ponderings Of An Autist 