Category: humour

Should We Disbelieve What Our Eyes And Ears Are Telling Us?

Good Afternoon, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter, coming to you live from the town of Forecastle-Upon-Gooseberry-Hill. To my left you will see what appears to be a hospital burning to the ground, its inhabitants trapped, with little if any hope of survival unless somebody does something. And, like any sane, sensible, and moral person, I … Continue reading Should We Disbelieve What Our Eyes And Ears Are Telling Us? →

Should We Take Action To Save This Drowning Man?

Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter, coming to you live from the seaside village of Stokesly-Upon-Tyne-Berry-South-Livercastle. And today the show is a little bit different, but I hope you’ll enjoy it. Let me explain. An argument between two locals has erupted, which resulted in one pushing the other into the water. The man who … Continue reading Should We Take Action To Save This Drowning Man? →

Should We Lift A Finger To Help The People Of Gaza?

Good evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And you'll be glad to know, I've been subjected to enhanced conditioning, so I won't go off and become an insane leftist like the previous Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question we're discussing today is, should we lift a finger to help the people of Gaza? To argue … Continue reading Should We Lift A Finger To Help The People Of Gaza? →

Does Israel Have A Right To Defend Itself From Imaginary Things?

Good Evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And we're here to have a very exciting talk today, the talk of our times, the talk of every time, perhaps the talk of from the big bang to the eventual heat death of the universe. We will be asking the question, "Does Israel have a right to … Continue reading Does Israel Have A Right To Defend Itself From Imaginary Things? →

Should Humanity Itself Be Made A Proscribed Organization?

Good Evening, I'm Completely Empty BBC Presenter. Recently, the British Government made the decision to proscribe Palestine Action as a terrorist group. Now, some may be thinking, that's a bit extreme. But I've got news for those extremists who think that's too extreme. Through modern technology, we've managed to figure out what Osama Bin Laden … Continue reading Should Humanity Itself Be Made A Proscribed Organization? →

Do You Condemn Nat Turner?

Hello, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. And by BBC I mean British Bookreading Corporation, because this is the 19th century. As we all know, there was a completely unprovoked and unconscionable attack that took place in Southampton County, Virginia, in the United States last week. The white population there had the decency and kindness to … Continue reading Do You Condemn Nat Turner? →

Should Oxygen Be Considered Anti-Semitic?

Good afternoon, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. The question of our time, should oxygen be considered anti-Semitic? To argue that it should be, we have Suzanne Candlecuddle, from The Center For The Advancement Of Israel’s Interests Above Humanity’s Interests, and to argue it shouldn’t be considered anti-Semitic, we have some leftist troublemaker with some sort … Continue reading Should Oxygen Be Considered Anti-Semitic? →

Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows?

Good evening, I’m Completely Empty BBC Presenter. We are here to debate whether Kneecap and Bob Vylan should be sent to the gallows, on one side, we have Barry Constantbladder, who supports the mass slaughter of the Palestinian people and wishes Kneecap and Bob Vylan to be sent to the gallows, on the other side … Continue reading Should Kneecap and Bob Vylan Be Sent To The Gallows? →